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  const FACTS = [
    `The word admiral comes from the Arabic "amir al bahr", which translates to "commander of the sea". Somewhere along the way into European languages, the bahr fell off, so the word we kept literally means "commander of the".`,
    `The word stationery comes from (perhaps obviously) the word stationary. It's because book shops were some of the first shops to be in permanent buildings, since books are too heavy to carry around in a cart.`,
    `The Wikipedia page for economist Guy Standing was the site of one of the biggest edit wars in Wikipedia history, started when an editor uploaded a picture with the description "Guy Standing sitting".`,
    `The introduction of shipping containers, which hide their contents, dropped the number of alcohol bottles marked as "broken" by almost 100%.`,
    `The words "chess" and "check" both come from the ancient Persian word "shah", meaning "king". "Check mate" comes from "shah maat", meaning "the king is dead".`,
    `No one knows the origin of the character of Igor in the Frankenstein story. He's not in the original book, and his first known appearance is from the movie adaptation of a play. So it's not known if he originally appeared in the play or the movie.`,
    `To avoid a binary overflow error, Swiss trains are not allowed to have exactly 256 axles.`,
  ];
  console.log('Fun fact: ' + FACTS[Math.floor(Math.random() * FACTS.length)]);
})();
